Kirby has something to say.
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Kirby has something to say.
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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY
THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
Omg this is madness
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@tabbranI can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
please add lemon man story to thisThat was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
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when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
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somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
didn’t make sense not to live for
gun
your left side’s beef but your pizza none
So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed
very meme, such impress. how
u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.HEY NOW
YOU’RE A MEME STAR
Get the rarest. PEPE!
HEY NOW
HERE COME DAT BOI
O shit. Waddup.
And that dress was white and gooold
Everybody craves those mineralllllls.
this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.
-instrumental whistles in spanish-
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still important
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(1983)
2016
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“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection.
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